
That has to be a new record. For the simple fact that it’s the first time I bothered timing the new commute. I think it’s also the first timed commute on the Ribble.
I haven’t timed a ride for months now. Very unlike me to be so uncaring about my ride data but there’s a reason. More than one reason actually:
Traffic lights: My 12.5k W5 to NW1 commute has me hitting 64 traffic lights. That’s a set of lights every 200m!!
How the hell are you supposed to obey the law (which I tend to do) AND set a good time?
It also puts into perspective Melbourne red light jumpers – damn, if ONLY I had the luxury of 1k or more between traffic lights.
Pedestrians: Someone seems to have trained London pedestrians to be dumber than the sheep I often refer to them as. As if the traffic lights weren’t bad enough peds without a coffee under their belt wander out onto the road, forgetting that cars/buses/trucks/bikes use the same area of black tarmac. Of course, these peds, gifted with the spacial awareness not dissimilar to that of a tin of mushy peas, increase the premiums on their life insurance policies by stepping out from behind the unlit trees 50m from the pedestrian crossing (which has lights of course!). Layered in black, save for the “I’m a total cock – look at me” ipod headphones jammed in their heads to kill the noise of the horns and swearing cyclists. My personal favourite are the individuals within the crowd that look at you as you approach and decide to ‘go for it’ anyway, forcing you out into the heavier traffic.
Cars: “I’ll run you over. I don’t give a shit!”. That comment from a female driver was aimed at me and pretty much sums up the attitude of some of the drivers here. I really thought I’d got away from all that attitude when I moved to cycling-mad Europe. It seems that you need to cross the channel before the “cycling-mad” kicks in. Here it is often “cycling? mad!”. For some reason, stopping in the middle of the road, blocking mad woman’s path and retorting with “Go on, do it then!” wasn’t enough encouragement for her to complete the threat.
Can you tell I’m a bit frustrated with cycling in London right now?
Perhaps it’s the change from fixie to the geared Ribble that brought this on (I’m working to replace the rear cartridge bearings on the Raleigh’s System-Ex hubs)?
Perhaps it’s the weather (this morning was lovely though, so I threw in a few laps of Regent’s Park to stretch the ride out).
Perhaps it’s the lack of more fulfilling rides on weekends (replaced with drinking to excess either Belgian beer or Polish vodka depending on the occasion)?
Silver Lining: I can put toe-warmers on my SPD-SLs without having to take them on and off every ride. I’m going to buy a Dinotte front light.
hey ranty.. on behalf of london pedestrians, i’d just like to say that i watch out for you kamikaze cyclists all the time!
That makes three people in London.
You’re not wrong about the kamikaze cyclists either! No lights, no fscking clue.
I yelled a rude word at some guy who decided stopping for Mal and I (about to cross at ped crossing at the time) was not worth it. Next time I’ll step out and take both of us down and I’ll make damn sure I’m first to get back up and insert the bike sideways into his arse.
I’m ordering some killer lights now because I’m tired of motorists "ignoring" me. Soon they’ll have no excuse for not seeing me.
I’m even more tired tonight and ranting like there’s no ranting tomorrow..
Eeeek! Angry hippy in the middle of the road!!! Hey you would hate the States, soooo many damn cars and car parks. Not many peds tho as everyone drives. Would explain all the fatties!
Perhaps.. but you never know until you go.
It is a massive country. I’m sure like Australia that with careful route selection you could avoid lots of auto traffic.
Do you have people offering to buy you a meal? You must look positively anorexic over there ๐
Ah it is the season to be ranting. 22 sets of lights between Marylebone and the Strand for me. Still it gives me time for a rest.
Currently it’s the suicidally black clad pedestrians wandering about in Hyde Park that are vexing me the most. It’s like involuntary suicide out there!
Like the Pic. Words fail me
yeah, those Kamikaze cyclists, you keep your eyes open for them. You might want to keep your eyes open for cars though to be frank. 45 people were killed by cars in 2004 on the pavement! The other 3155 people that were killed on the roads were also killed by cars and lorries, only one person was killed by a cyclist. But you keep your eyes peeled for cyclists.
I do.. in the shop fronts.. as I zip past. "Ooh, nice legs" ๐
Is it just me or does the Dinotte link point to an Italian Mattress maker!!?
Maybe this is what you meant? http://www.dinottelighting.com/
Whoopsies! That’s what you get when I try to rely on my memory rather than browser fact! Should be fixed now.
FYI: On-One sell them in the UK and their site has info too. I have a half-written post about the Dinotte’s that will go online one day..