Footnote

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A shoe fetishist once told me to straight lace my shoes to make ’em a bit wider. I didn’t agree in this particular case becausse they needed to be wider further forward than the shoe-lace section. Anyway, I’ve done it now. Not for any width increase, but with all these shoe troubles I’ve noticed my left foot seems to be bigger than my right foot! I didn’t have enough lace remaining to tie up properly! So, recalling the straight lacing comment, I sorted the bastards out this morning and can now tie both shoes properly. Of course, it still doesn’t stop my feet being totally crushed after four hours..

11 thoughts on “Footnote”

  3. Tam:

    She’s very, very odd, this shoe fetishist. ๐Ÿ˜›

    Mum:

    Ahh.. now your comment makes sense! When I see these as individual comments via email, they don’t always make sense. "Canoes" – what the hell is she talking about with the "canoes"? ๐Ÿ™‚

    Yes, Aunty Kerry I think used to refer to them as "Canoes". There’s lots of coughsplutterchoke running stores in Apeldoorn so I might look around for another pair.. that fit.. maybe..

  4. Mine gets called "The Long Boat". Oh … you’re talking about FEET, as in "the things on the bottom of your legs"… I was starting to talk about my other foot…

  5. Everyone in Melbourne has seen your dick and I’ve never heard anyone refer to it as a foot..

    unless they were comparing odours perhaps?

  6. Ha ha… well, OK, it’s not a foot. I was just rounding up from 9 inches.

  7. OK… that 9 inches was rounded up from a previously rounded up figure also…

  8. a footnote:

    I’ve kept things under wraps for a good few years now. Please do not persecute me for some indiscretions a few years ago. Or bad spelling. Please? And the "Stuartwould’ve…" name was proabbly a bit harsh. so sorry for that too. Good to see you’re on the mend. Who, afterall, once hated large corporations and has worked for two multinational industry leaders? (Me, ifyou’re guessing). So I’ve got some soul cleansing to do… email time…

  9. I would never have been a hippie. I am THE hippy not A hippie. I’ve always been a money hungry selfish little bastard, since primary school I’ve been formulating plans for world domination – money and power.

    These are long since dead, but I’ve never been a hippie. Perhaps you are confused by the hippie-esque odour? ๐Ÿ˜‰

    I still wanna learn to drum.. maybe I will turn into a hippie? I almost bought some coloured beads at the market this morning – too long on the road methinks! ๐Ÿ˜€

  10. You should get one of those lolly-bangles instead, on the elastic. Then you can eat it while cycling. Practical and pretty.

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