Any chance you can take your bike there and join the race? Give Lance a good run for his money?
hahaha I’m struggling to give the grandmas over here, doing their shopping, a run for their money! ๐
I’m glad you finished that off with "a run for their money!:)" Thought you were about to tell about your struggle to give the grandma’s over there something else! Hey… maybe you’d have more of a shot at giving Lancie’s woman a good run for her money while Lance is off riding his silly bicycle!
Lets see Discovery Chanel do a show on that! "And now, it’s 2pm. Time for our live broadcast of ‘Banging the TdF Riders Wives While They’re Husbands are off Showboating on their Bicycles’. Today, our man Discovering the Chanel’s is a smelly backpacker, hippy from Australia. Over to you hippy!"
Dude, these French guys think I’m pissing myself at their jokes but I have no idea what they’re talking about! You, ya bastard are the cause of my bladder issues.. hahahaha ๐
BTW: I aint’ no common as muck backpacker, bitch! I’m a psychlo tourist!! Get it right!
Want something to piss yourself laughing at? Hmmm… can’t think of one. Go have a few more tokes and you’ll think that even this is funny.
Do you know how hard it is to get weed in Mildura with no money? Cause it costs a reasonable amount of money, people are quite tight with it. What happened to Malawi-type generosity?
"Money doesn’t grow on trees you know"
"Correct. But weed does. GIVE ME!"
I haven’t actually been trying hard. Just asking people I run into that I know have some. "Nah mate… I’m out… oooh… look…. chocolate!" Yeah, thanks mate.
Dr Carl once siad "Life: For people who can’t handle drugs"
I’d like to add to that:
"Meditation – for people who can handle but can’t afford drugs."
If used without reference to Dr Carls quote, it should read:
"Meditation – for people who can’t afford drugs"
There. That’s my rant. Seeing as I can’t be bothered emailing you. Now everyone else has to see our private chit-chat.
Mrs B: You know that I’m actually a good influence on Stuart. Don’t you?
Maybe the fact that these posts, which should be emails really, are public could encourage those reading to take drugs? And they probalby think that we’re both big, fat, brain dead tripping stoners. Couldn’t be further from the truth.
You can’t afford to be when you’re sponsored by Centrelink AND you’re not doing cash work…
Seriously, Centrelink payments are just designed to direct you in to two ways of life – poverty or overt richness. OK, if you’re highly motivated it could direct you toward the middleground. But there’s a reason we’re at Centrelink and overabundance of motivation isn’t it.
If you’re doing some low paid job that no-one else wants to do, the ammount you earn basically gets deducted from your payment. Centrelink payment – $399. "You earnt what? $250 last fortnight? well, we’d better only give you $180. and seeing as you got an advance, we’ll take that ALL out of your first payment instead of spreading it out. We wouldn’t want you to turn to prostitution or anything…"
If I was a chick, I’d be getting slammed more than a Ford Test-Car with a Prototype door-catch. But alas, I am male. As I do not want my farts to com e out sounding like a gentle breeze, and attracting other clients in Mildura could be dangerous. What does every chick desperate for a shag do in Mildura? Well, pretty much anyone when she’s had enough beets at O’Malleys.
Ooooh… Stuart… I have so much to vent. so much to vent, with so few people in Mildura worthy of venting too…
That’s enough ‘ranting.
Um.. yep.. I’m done.
Stuart, I wasn’t telling the truth the other night. I did actually indulge throughout the 60’s and 70’s. I admit it. However, to what I am admitting I cannot entirely remember. Bit of a haze really. Why do you think you turned out the way you have?
Any chance you can take your bike there and join the race? Give Lance a good run for his money?
hahaha I’m struggling to give the grandmas over here, doing their shopping, a run for their money! ๐
I’m glad you finished that off with "a run for their money!:)" Thought you were about to tell about your struggle to give the grandma’s over there something else! Hey… maybe you’d have more of a shot at giving Lancie’s woman a good run for her money while Lance is off riding his silly bicycle!
Lets see Discovery Chanel do a show on that! "And now, it’s 2pm. Time for our live broadcast of ‘Banging the TdF Riders Wives While They’re Husbands are off Showboating on their Bicycles’. Today, our man Discovering the Chanel’s is a smelly backpacker, hippy from Australia. Over to you hippy!"
Dude, these French guys think I’m pissing myself at their jokes but I have no idea what they’re talking about! You, ya bastard are the cause of my bladder issues.. hahahaha ๐
BTW: I aint’ no common as muck backpacker, bitch! I’m a psychlo tourist!! Get it right!
Want something to piss yourself laughing at? Hmmm… can’t think of one. Go have a few more tokes and you’ll think that even this is funny.
Do you know how hard it is to get weed in Mildura with no money? Cause it costs a reasonable amount of money, people are quite tight with it. What happened to Malawi-type generosity?
"Money doesn’t grow on trees you know"
"Correct. But weed does. GIVE ME!"
I haven’t actually been trying hard. Just asking people I run into that I know have some. "Nah mate… I’m out… oooh… look…. chocolate!" Yeah, thanks mate.
Dr Carl once siad "Life: For people who can’t handle drugs"
I’d like to add to that:
"Meditation – for people who can handle but can’t afford drugs."
If used without reference to Dr Carls quote, it should read:
"Meditation – for people who can’t afford drugs"
There. That’s my rant. Seeing as I can’t be bothered emailing you. Now everyone else has to see our private chit-chat.
Mrs B: You know that I’m actually a good influence on Stuart. Don’t you?
Maybe the fact that these posts, which should be emails really, are public could encourage those reading to take drugs? And they probalby think that we’re both big, fat, brain dead tripping stoners. Couldn’t be further from the truth.
You can’t afford to be when you’re sponsored by Centrelink AND you’re not doing cash work…
Seriously, Centrelink payments are just designed to direct you in to two ways of life – poverty or overt richness. OK, if you’re highly motivated it could direct you toward the middleground. But there’s a reason we’re at Centrelink and overabundance of motivation isn’t it.
If you’re doing some low paid job that no-one else wants to do, the ammount you earn basically gets deducted from your payment. Centrelink payment – $399. "You earnt what? $250 last fortnight? well, we’d better only give you $180. and seeing as you got an advance, we’ll take that ALL out of your first payment instead of spreading it out. We wouldn’t want you to turn to prostitution or anything…"
If I was a chick, I’d be getting slammed more than a Ford Test-Car with a Prototype door-catch. But alas, I am male. As I do not want my farts to com e out sounding like a gentle breeze, and attracting other clients in Mildura could be dangerous. What does every chick desperate for a shag do in Mildura? Well, pretty much anyone when she’s had enough beets at O’Malleys.
Ooooh… Stuart… I have so much to vent. so much to vent, with so few people in Mildura worthy of venting too…
That’s enough ‘ranting.
Um.. yep.. I’m done.
Stuart, I wasn’t telling the truth the other night. I did actually indulge throughout the 60’s and 70’s. I admit it. However, to what I am admitting I cannot entirely remember. Bit of a haze really. Why do you think you turned out the way you have?
Don’t forget to bring back Milk and the Paper.
Why do I sound like Anthony?