{"id":129,"date":"2004-10-21T11:53:25","date_gmt":"2004-10-21T11:53:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/wordpress179\/?p=129"},"modified":"2004-10-21T11:53:25","modified_gmt":"2004-10-21T11:53:25","slug":"977","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/977\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a funny incident this morning at the gym. This dude riding a cheap mtb. Obviously a newb (or drunk hehe), he&#8217;s riding around the carpark and takes an easy, slow corner.. but he doesn&#8217;t turn! Doesn&#8217;t lean, nothing..<\/p>\n<p>So, by now he&#8217;s overcooked it and &#8216;slowly&#8217; runs into a tree. He hit it at a shallow enough angle to scrape along and continue.. He was smiling and so were the 5 people that watched him. I don&#8217;t think the SAAB\/Beemer(?) owner who&#8217;s car was parked right next to the tree would have been.. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a funny incident this morning at the gym. This dude riding a cheap mtb. Obviously a newb (or drunk hehe), he&#8217;s riding around the carpark and takes an easy, slow corner.. but he doesn&#8217;t turn! Doesn&#8217;t lean, nothing.. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/977\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}