{"id":186,"date":"2005-01-10T21:34:37","date_gmt":"2005-01-10T21:34:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/wordpress179\/?p=186"},"modified":"2005-01-10T21:34:37","modified_gmt":"2005-01-10T21:34:37","slug":"heres-a-new-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/heres-a-new-one\/","title":{"rendered":"Here&#39;s a new one.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m driving home tonight around 11.. &#8220;Yeah, driving, keep it down! keep it down!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Anyways, in the far east, Canterbury Rd. splittith in twoeth and so I expect to see only front lights on the other side of the road. <\/p>\n<p>What do I see now? Tail-lights? Whatever could it be? <\/p>\n<p>Slowing a little, I try to peer through the median strip trees and see what is travelling the wrong way along Canterbury Rd.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s two motorbikes! Not monkey bikes, these are full size dirt bikes. Where are they? They&#8217;re on the footpath of course! <\/p>\n<p>The End.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m driving home tonight around 11.. &#8220;Yeah, driving, keep it down! keep it down!&#8221; Anyways, in the far east, Canterbury Rd. splittith in twoeth and so I expect to see only front lights on the other side of the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/heres-a-new-one\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}