{"id":21,"date":"2004-07-08T00:28:36","date_gmt":"2004-07-08T00:28:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/wordpress179\/?p=21"},"modified":"2004-07-08T00:28:36","modified_gmt":"2004-07-08T00:28:36","slug":"captain-soggy-apologises-for-the-wet-t-shirt-competition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/captain-soggy-apologises-for-the-wet-t-shirt-competition\/","title":{"rendered":"Captain Soggy apologises for the wet t-shirt competition.."},"content":{"rendered":"

Pulled some tricky moves tonight, squeezing through nice gaps in traffic, all the while laughing at silly cars.. <\/p>\n

One dopey idiot, driving with a mobile stuck to his ear, takes 5 minutes (actual time: 5 seconds) to make a right turn and then proceeds to drive 20kph below the speed limit. Slowing cars down is one thing but slowing bikes down! Screw this! I pass him (laughing) and then watch as another car passes me somehow catching some rubbish underneath their car which causes a shower of sparks over the tram tracks (and more laughing from me).<\/p>\n

Raining now.. hard.. I’m soaked through again, my white t-shirt now transparent, my white body scarring drivers for life.<\/p>\n

No brake pads left front or back – emergency stop not an option. Make it home soggy, safe and happy.<\/p>\n

Time: 1:05 (pretty good!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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