{"id":294,"date":"2005-04-23T17:28:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-23T17:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/wordpress179\/?p=294"},"modified":"2005-04-23T17:28:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-23T17:28:00","slug":"love-doctor-tip-1-offer-hot-salami-before-spds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/love-doctor-tip-1-offer-hot-salami-before-spds\/","title":{"rendered":"Love Doctor &#8211; Tip 1 &#8211; Offer Hot Salami before SPDs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For those attempting to woo a potential partner, I have a single, but vitally important tip for you. Pens and paper at the ready? Good.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t offer them your SPD pedals straight away! You will scare them off with your unmatched generosity! <\/p>\n<p>You stand a much better chance of success if you first offer hot salami. <\/p>\n<p>It must be &#8216;hot&#8217; salami though, none of this &#8216;toned down for yuppie consumption&#8217; salami. Hot. Got it? Cool!<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/media\/20050423-salami.gif\" width=\"300\" height=\"171\" alt=\"HOT Salami\" title=\"HOT Salami\"><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For those attempting to woo a potential partner, I have a single, but vitally important tip for you. Pens and paper at the ready? Good. Don&#8217;t offer them your SPD pedals straight away! You will scare them off with your &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/love-doctor-tip-1-offer-hot-salami-before-spds\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=294"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}