{"id":420,"date":"2005-08-05T06:14:28","date_gmt":"2005-08-05T06:14:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/wordpress179\/?p=420"},"modified":"2005-08-05T06:14:28","modified_gmt":"2005-08-05T06:14:28","slug":"one-from-the-dick-tionary-ipoded","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/one-from-the-dick-tionary-ipoded\/","title":{"rendered":"One from the Dick-tionary: "Ipoded""},"content":{"rendered":"

New word for your bike vocabulary: Ipoded<\/b> <\/p>\n

Ipoded<\/i>“, verb. Used in the context of repair. “There was a really annoying clicking noise down there but I ipoded it!”<\/p>\n

The problem is not fixed per se, but, if you can’t hear a problem, is there really a problem? I think not! *happy happy joy joy*<\/p>\n

This word should eliminate all those “My bike is making such-and-such noises” posts from cycling forums. All hail hippy, the human train wreck!<\/p>\n

Don’t have the latest and greatest ipod like hippy the yuppie scum? Tell someone who cares \ud83d\ude1b (Mine will most certainly not work after this trip anyway!)<\/p>\n

BTW: My bike still makes the friggin clicking noise, but the volume level on the pod just went up to “fix” it.. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

New word for your bike vocabulary: Ipoded “Ipoded“, verb. Used in the context of repair. “There was a really annoying clicking noise down there but I ipoded it!” The problem is not fixed per se, but, if you can’t hear … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}