{"id":481,"date":"2005-10-19T21:26:41","date_gmt":"2005-10-19T21:26:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/wordpress179\/?p=481"},"modified":"2005-10-19T21:26:41","modified_gmt":"2005-10-19T21:26:41","slug":"job-interview-for-bike-couriering","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/job-interview-for-bike-couriering\/","title":{"rendered":"Job interview for…. bike couriering?"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Push Bike Riders required. Busy circuit. excellent rates and bonus.”<\/i><\/p>\n

So I called them. <\/p>\n

lie-mode:On <\/p>\n

“Do you know inner city London well?”<\/p>\n

“Um.. yeah”<\/p>\n

“How long have you lived in London?”<\/p>\n

“Ahh.. four months”<\/p>\n

I have an interview tomorrow morning at 10am. <\/p>\n

I’m so dead! I don’t know a fscking thing about London streets!!<\/p>\n

I guess it’s lucky I’m out on the piss tonight – the interview humiliation will be dulled by a hangover! Fsck it, it’s all practise. People keep telling me you need to bend the truth here to get work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Push Bike Riders required. Busy circuit. excellent rates and bonus.” So I called them. lie-mode:On “Do you know inner city London well?” “Um.. yeah” “How long have you lived in London?” “Ahh.. four months” I have an interview tomorrow morning … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=481"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}