{"id":526,"date":"2005-11-29T00:08:19","date_gmt":"2005-11-29T00:08:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/wordpress179\/?p=526"},"modified":"2005-11-29T00:08:19","modified_gmt":"2005-11-29T00:08:19","slug":"bullsht-product-of-the-week-phiten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/bullsht-product-of-the-week-phiten\/","title":{"rendered":"Bullsh*t Product of the Week – Phiten"},"content":{"rendered":"

In the tradition of Tam’s: “Most radical… no, most ridiculous new product<\/a>“, I present:<\/p>\n

hippy’s Bullsh*t Product of the Week: Phiten<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\"Bullsh*t<\/p>\n

It seems if you can’t get enough Ti on your bike, you should wrap some around your wrists to “increase sports performance and help relieve pain”. <\/p>\n

“Phiten has created products that activate cells one-by-one. Fostering “optimal balance,” the basis of our products is “Phild Processing,” a technology that mixes collagen and a highly absorbable pineapple enzyme. This powerful and natural combination enhances cell activity and thus helping to promote a strong body.”<\/i><\/p>\n

“”Phild Processing” is a process that has been proven to enhance kinetic ability in the body, preventing injuries and back pain. Helping to actualize one’s human potential in sports or in daily life, Phiten’s Titanium products are used worldwide by athletes and other people who have begun to recognize the high potential hidden in these products.”<\/i><\/p>\n

Sounds like bullsh*t. <\/p>\n

But wait! There’s more! <\/p>\n

It seems Phiten know how to dissolve titanium in water:<\/p>\n

“Aqua Titanium” is the name we use for titanium paricles dissolved in water. It represents Phiten’s successful effort to bond titanium molecules with water molecules, which had heretofore been considered infeasible, using a unique technology,<\/p>\n

Phiten’s original technology causes titanium to dissolve in water (Aqua Titanium) and lets the titanium particles thus obtained permeate each fiber of the material fabric. Phiten??s apparel products, made of these specially processed fabrics, deliver the natural health-promoting properties of titanium to various parts of your body.<\/i> <\/p>\n

Click on their “How It Works” page – what do you get? <\/p>\n

That’s right.. “404 – Page cannot be found”!! <\/p>\n

Good to see even they know their products are bullsh*t!<\/p>\n

Don’t forget – You can also buy this bullsh*t for your pets! Joy of joys! <\/p>\n

Phiten<\/a> – a deserving winner of hippy’s “Bullsh*t Product of the Week”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In the tradition of Tam’s: “Most radical… no, most ridiculous new product“, I present: hippy’s Bullsh*t Product of the Week: Phiten. It seems if you can’t get enough Ti on your bike, you should wrap some around your wrists to … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=526"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}