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<\/p>\n(to the tune of Jingle Bells of course!)<\/i><\/p>\n
Tumbling through the door, slurred speech all could say, <\/p>\n
Begging for hippy mercy, will he save the day? <\/p>\n
Drink some of this water, try not to throw up there<\/p>\n
So much for an early night, what’s that in your hair? Ho Ho Ho<\/p>\n
Dropped my status from Total C*nt(tm) to simply c*nt after doing a spot of nursing for Ealing’s famous “chucker” Sickly-Sheila. Obviously she’d imbibed a little too much of the Devil’s Draught after work tonight. Grant, her usual care-taker, was busy with his own top-and-tails type tipple trying and “The Others” were nowhere to be seen. Eeek! I don’t remember ever being sober around drunklings! What a horrible experience! \ud83d\ude1b <\/p>\n
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All this was after<\/i> becoming homicidal whilst trying to open the fscking front door! Arrrgh! Next time, I’m charging the fscking thing down! You are official on my hit-list, door!<\/p>\n
I’m only mentioning this to make Sheila feel real guilty when she sobers up. This should be enough to regain my status as a Total C*nt(tm) bwahahahaa \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n
In much more interesting news.. <\/p>\n
FRANZ FERDINAND TOMORROW NIGHT!!<\/b> <\/p>\n
FRANZ FERDINAND TOMORROW NIGHT!!<\/b><\/p>\n
FRANZ FERDINAND TOMORROW NIGHT!!<\/b><\/p>\n
(actually TONIGHT in about 5min)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
(to the tune of Jingle Bells of course!) Tumbling through the door, slurred speech all could say, Begging for hippy mercy, will he save the day? Drink some of this water, try not to throw up there So much for … Continue reading