{"id":59,"date":"2004-09-01T21:39:17","date_gmt":"2004-09-01T21:39:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/wordpress179\/?p=59"},"modified":"2004-09-01T21:39:17","modified_gmt":"2004-09-01T21:39:17","slug":"hippy-headbutts-honda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/hippy-headbutts-honda\/","title":{"rendered":"Hippy Headbutts Honda"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/media\/20040901-208_0893_SFW.jpg\" width=\"254\" height=\"173\" alt=\"Head.. meet Honda\" title=\"Head.. meet Honda\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/media\/20040901-208_0896_SFW.jpg\" width=\"248\" height=\"200\" alt=\"Take THAT, brain!\" title=\"Take THAT, brain!\"><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hypothesis that Hondas Hurt Heads more than Heads Hurt Hondas Holds&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If you are after an anti-car post you&#8217;re out of luck &#8211; this one was my fault &#8211; although if the car wasn&#8217;t there I wouldn&#8217;t have hit it would I? Hmm.. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>So I leave work and make it 1 whole block. Next thing I know my head is bouncing off the back of this black Honda and I&#8217;m sprawled over the intersection. That wasn&#8217;t supposed to happen?!<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t remember if I was looking at a nearby turning car or if I was deciding which side to pass the 4wd on or if I just wasn&#8217;t switched on but the car stopped and so did I, somewhat violently into its spare tyre case.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to the cyclist who stopped and asked if I was okay. Thanks to the drivers for not running me over while I was down. I decided to cut the ride short and just rode home, a little dazed, with a stiff neck and golf ball above my eye (yeah, luckily my head prevented any damage to my expensive helmet!). Mild concussion methinks with a neck sprain?<\/p>\n<p>Bike seems okay but needs further checking when I can see straight \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Gave my details to driver. Wait to see if they want money or if blood was sufficient.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hypothesis that Hondas Hurt Heads more than Heads Hurt Hondas Holds&#8221; If you are after an anti-car post you&#8217;re out of luck &#8211; this one was my fault &#8211; although if the car wasn&#8217;t there I wouldn&#8217;t have hit it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/hippy-headbutts-honda\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}