Congratulations, your black BMW is the first to be added to the European Edition of the Hippy Shit List!<\/p>\n
With your inability to use some of the more basic features of your vehicle, namely indicators and rear-view mirrors, we at thehippy.net have decided that the removal of these unnecessary items from your vehicle should proceed as rapidly as possible.<\/p>\n
Of course, should you decide that the above-mentioned items are<\/i> beneficial to your driving, they will be returned to you. <\/p>\n
Super-glue will not, however, be provided.<\/p>\n
Should you wish to dispute your addition to this prestigious list, you are more than welcome to forward us your name and residential address, for “clarification”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Congratulations, your black BMW is the first to be added to the European Edition of the Hippy Shit List! With your inability to use some of the more basic features of your vehicle, namely indicators and rear-view mirrors, we at … Continue reading