{"id":813,"date":"2007-02-12T08:31:05","date_gmt":"2007-02-12T08:31:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/wordpress179\/?p=813"},"modified":"2007-02-12T08:31:05","modified_gmt":"2007-02-12T08:31:05","slug":"crunchy-nuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/crunchy-nuts\/","title":{"rendered":"Crunchy Nuts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/media\/20070212-weetbix750.jpg\" width=\"162\" height=\"162\" alt=\"Weetbix\" title=\"Weetbix\"><\/p>\n<p>For all their hype, Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are just normal Cornflakes (a poor excuse for food as it is) hosed down with some kind of industrial-strength binding agent &#8211; I&#8217;m guessing a PVC pipe glue &#8211; then sprinkled with painted mouse shit.<\/p>\n<p>Tried and true Weeties don&#8217;t exist here but there are something called Weet-a-flakes (sp?) which I&#8217;ve been told to try. Oh and just like the Tim Tam vs. Penguin non-argument, there exists here a bastardised and far inferior version of Weet-bix called Weetabix.<\/p>\n<p>Riding is good. Thanks to my not-so-new method of &#8216;wake early, haul arse&#8217; I beat the rain this morning. Bet you thought this post was going to be about my testicles? \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For all their hype, Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are just normal Cornflakes (a poor excuse for food as it is) hosed down with some kind of industrial-strength binding agent &#8211; I&#8217;m guessing a PVC pipe glue &#8211; then sprinkled with painted &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/crunchy-nuts\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/813"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=813"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/813\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehippy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}