1 arse monkey ran a red light…this morning, forcing me to veer around his ute as I hurtled downhill through the intersection. I still brought home a 55min commute (on my road bike for the first time in 3+ months) so no biggie.

Coming home, 3 more arse monkeys tried to take me out in the space of 5 minutes! 1 pulled left into me, turning before indicating, trying to go down a slip lane. I clipped his door with my foot (hopefully taking paint off!). The other was a dumb cow who decided she would pull out of her carpark into traffic, forcing me into car traffic. I can’t even remember what the third was.. I was probably too busy swearing at the first two dicks.

What’s going on? As soon as I ride my most expensive bike around, instead of the SS, every car wants to take me out – fuckers!

Lets do that again!…

I hit the passenger door of a car last night coming to some lights. As I passed on his left (legal.. I hope 🙂 ) he turned towards a slip lane when I was right beside him. He indicated, but it was only AS he turned so I could only do my best to swerve around. Clonked his door and rolled up to the lights. Looked back, he was stuck in the traffic still (he couldn’t even get into the slip lane due to other cars) so I mouthed off a bit, considered myself lucky and rolled on.. only to have another two ‘incidents’ with people pulling out when they shouldn’t, not indicating, etc.. PLUS some idiot had run a red that morning, forcing me to swerve around him through a downhill intersection! Sheesh!! First time I commute on my _good_ bike in 3+ months and it’s like ‘they know’! I think I’ll stick with the ss – maybe because it’s slower – cars don’t seem to mind it?