Pulled some tricky moves tonight, squeezing through nice gaps in traffic, all the while laughing at silly cars..

One dopey idiot, driving with a mobile stuck to his ear, takes 5 minutes (actual time: 5 seconds) to make a right turn and then proceeds to drive 20kph below the speed limit. Slowing cars down is one thing but slowing bikes down! Screw this! I pass him (laughing) and then watch as another car passes me somehow catching some rubbish underneath their car which causes a shower of sparks over the tram tracks (and more laughing from me).

Raining now.. hard.. I’m soaked through again, my white t-shirt now transparent, my white body scarring drivers for life.

No brake pads left front or back – emergency stop not an option. Make it home soggy, safe and happy.

Time: 1:05 (pretty good!)