I'd forgotten how much I..

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Hate riding a time trial bike around here!

Perhaps hate is too strong a word but damn, everything becomes more annoying on a TT bike! Riding out of London, don’t bother using aerobars there’s too many blind drivers and peds to dodge. I rode a short loop out west (~4 hours) and I would cancel the Olympics right now if I could use the money to fix the potholes out there! The fscking POTHOLES! ARGH THE POT HOLES!

If I had any money left over it would be put towards High Wycombe and perhaps an MDMA transfusion into their water supply. I swear that place has a higher percentage of a-hole drivers than anywhere else over here. I mean, the rest of London and surrounds is full of selfish, blind, morons behind the wheel but in High Wycombe they’re also malicious.

The rest of the Olympics funding would be used to remove the 47,000,000 fscking traffic lights from High Arsehole to London. I really don’t see how any traffic moves at all, ever, when they’re all fscking red. Every hundred metres 40kph, 0kph, 40kph, 0kph.. argh! FFS! I’m going to send the bill for my brake pads and rims to the local council. Oh, but they clearly don’t have any money to pay it, given the state of the roads..

Only 6.5 hours to do tomorrow.

4 thoughts on “I'd forgotten how much I..”

  1. HTFU Stu. Rollers and a blank wall. That’s all you need to train for a 24. Roads are for the weak – people who use the ‘stimulation’ of a road environment to distract their mind from their inner voice – "I am no good", "I wish I was better", "If only I’d…", "I’ll be happy after I’ve done…". Once you’ve been staring at a blank wall for an hour these things will be screaming at you loud and clear, so you better deal with them before they break you like a twig. Go within. Go deep. And go fast.

  2. Turbo and a blank wall IS what I do. Oh, that and hours riding a TT bike around the Chilterns 🙂

  3. Make it blanker. And take the stickers off your bike – make it blanker too. Helmet. Shoes. All blank. Face – Blank. Mind – blank. Just riding. Nothing more than riding. Blank gives room for fastness to enter.

  4. well?Cwhat you said is someting I want to see?INice talking,want for more.

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