Sometimes I just don’t know.. why I bother. It doesn’t matter how much people are encouraged to cycle rather than drive they just don’t listen. Even if 50% of the drivers suddenly switched to using bikes, it would be the smart 50% and we’d still have a load of morons left driving around.

Morons like the arse-clown that tried to push me into the gutter tonight. Captain Ignorant changes lanes into me without indicating.

What was it they drilled into me during driving lessons before getting my license?

That’s right – do your head checks!

Mr. Arse-clown, turn you stupid goit head and open your stupid goit eyes, after using your indicator to signal your intention to move across. Don’t just fricking drive into me you stupid *&%$!

I caught this tin can operating reject at the lights and gave him a serve (no contact to me, just a fright and loss of rubber, poor ProRace) and he reacted like I was crazy (which is somewhat true) – he didn’t appear to know what the hell was going on. I wanted him to get angry, so I could rip out his %$#*@^#@ eyeballs and give them to his passenger as a birthday gift, but he didn’t. He got the message about looking and indicating though. So did the twenty or so other people within earshot of my yelling.

This whole episode just made me angry and depressed.. kinda like normal.. just more angry and depressed..

People with a gun license don’t wave their firearms around at other shooters, why the hell do drivers point their cars at me?