More pics of the Twatster (and a 650C Spinergy Rev-X that I kinda accidentally bought on ebay): 2006 Specialized Langster aka Twatster

The Langster is the most hated off-the-shelf fix known to mankind (or at least lfgss).

What does this mean? It means I have to have one! (It’s that compulsion to get under people’s skin – no wonder I’m so loved)

“It’s aluminium” and “the geometry is all wrong” are uttered frequently. The fact of the matter is that it’s black, blending in with the other non-descript commuter machines near the office, it’s fixed, which is great for London traffic and it’s not likely to be cried over when some buzztard nicks it, allowing insurance to cough up for something nicer at the same time!

All in all it makes sense to use the Twatster (christened thusly in honour of their typically dangerous newbie riders.. and murtle.. the original owner :)) along with the GT for commuting. So, thanks to 31trum/murtle for the Twatster – it will be ridden drunk and crashed regularly as is required to honour the previous owner.