Why isn't arsehole-killing legal?

Some arsehole in the back of a white shitbox (plates noted for later use 😉 ) driving down Burke Rd. thought it’d be fun to scream shit into my ear. Normally traffic is moving quickly by, but this guy was close and not going so fast so I copped the full brunt. I was probably in another world too. Suffice to say shit4brains scared the crap out of me. Adrenalin flowing I chased the car. The pathetic piece of shit wouldn’t wind his window down so I could tear off his fucking head – and I think I could’ve ripped it straight off his shoulders with the mood I was in..

All I could do was unload a bunch of language at his window. I thought about smashing the window, but it was a rear passenger and I had enough sense not to, 1) criminal damage charges and 2) it wasn’t the driver and probable owner of the car who yelled.

On a happier note, or is that a stranger note? someone appeared to take a photo of me as they drove by last night…

Maybe they are going to submit it to the Guinness Book for ‘World’s Biggest Arse’ category?

That’s someone filming and someone photographing cyclists (me) in the same week!? WTF is with that??

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