Last night was Dan’s day of birth

25 years he’s been on this earth

Chapel Street for vodka aplenty

Saganaki* not a four and twenty

the Polish Bitches went down a treat

but not the type you’d find on the street

these were more of a cocktail variety

that reeked much havoc on our sobriety

down the hatch with a Rocket Fuel

“that’s 80% you bloody fool!”

Happy Birthday ended with “cheers!”

at the funky bar ‘Vodka Borsch and Tears’

*fried goat’s cheese.. Yum!