A beautiful princess was walking along and found an ugly toad. Being a princess, she kissed it.

Kaboompfh! The ugly toad turned into a handsome prince.

The prince said ?My saviour! You have rescued me from my terrible woes. Will you Marry me??

?No? replied the princess.

The prince said ?OK?, then went out on the piss with his mates, went camping, shooting, out to strip clubs and hung out with hookers and drug dealers, never got invited to dinner by other couples and lived happily ever after.

THE END

thanks for that Anthony 😀