So I’m driving home tonight around 11.. “Yeah, driving, keep it down! keep it down!”

Anyways, in the far east, Canterbury Rd. splittith in twoeth and so I expect to see only front lights on the other side of the road.

What do I see now? Tail-lights? Whatever could it be?

Slowing a little, I try to peer through the median strip trees and see what is travelling the wrong way along Canterbury Rd.

It’s two motorbikes! Not monkey bikes, these are full size dirt bikes. Where are they? They’re on the footpath of course!

The End.