“Push Bike Riders required. Busy circuit. excellent rates and bonus.”

So I called them.

lie-mode:On

“Do you know inner city London well?”

“Um.. yeah”

“How long have you lived in London?”

“Ahh.. four months”

I have an interview tomorrow morning at 10am.

I’m so dead! I don’t know a fscking thing about London streets!!

I guess it’s lucky I’m out on the piss tonight – the interview humiliation will be dulled by a hangover! Fsck it, it’s all practise. People keep telling me you need to bend the truth here to get work.