“Push Bike Riders required. Busy circuit. excellent rates and bonus.”
So I called them.
lie-mode:On
“Do you know inner city London well?”
“Um.. yeah”
“How long have you lived in London?”
“Ahh.. four months”
I have an interview tomorrow morning at 10am.
I’m so dead! I don’t know a fscking thing about London streets!!
I guess it’s lucky I’m out on the piss tonight – the interview humiliation will be dulled by a hangover! Fsck it, it’s all practise. People keep telling me you need to bend the truth here to get work.