My diet plan.. "Breatharianism"

www.breatharian.com

“A Breatharian is a person who is in alignment with the philosophy of Breatharianism, just as a Catholic is a person who is in alignment with Catholicism and a Mormon is a person who is in alignment with Mormonism. Whether a Breatharian eats solid food or not is a choice, not a demand. Vegetarianism is relative to eating mainly vegetables for food. Fruitarianism is relative to eating mainly fruits for food. Breatharianism is relative to the breathing of air for food. The average person breathes 110 lbs of air per day. Air contains the basic building blocks for all physical matter, namely four gases, hydrogen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide and oxygen. Unfortunately there are many additional poisonous substances in the air that greatly diminish the proper assimilation of these gases, preventing their being used to sustain the human body sufficiently. Common sense dictates that if you can’t get enough nutrients or stimulation from the food you taking, whether it is solid, liquid of air, you might have to use an alternative source. This would be solid or liquid food for the Breatharian.”

“The world is flooded with books on food and eating. No one seems to realize that eating is not natural, but an acquired habit, like smoking and drinking, and that FRESH CLEAN AIR is the Cosmic Reservoir of all things, including the substance that builds and sustains the human body.”

from: What is it?

Breatharianism will surely improve my climbing but will it effect my sprinting ability?

Comments anyone?

11 thoughts on “My diet plan.. "Breatharianism"

  1. All I need is the air that I breathe, and to love…

    I actuall tried a 3 day fast last week. I lasted 30 hours. Actually, I only lasted about 28 hours. But it took 2 hours to hike back to my car and then drive to Colignan for Fish and Chips.

    But, I DID have much better vision of the natural surrounds. It seemed like there was more depth to the trees etc. around the river bend. That may have been attributed to the fact that I’d been bush by myself away from Energy sources other than my torch for a day and a bit. Hooray to people pushing boundaries.

    "I’m not Annorexic, I’m a Breatharian!"

  2. We are offically converting to Pastafarianism.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wik

    Makes sense as we have been known to dress as pirates, as well as having other dodgy personal belief systems.

    Benefits of conversion:

    * Like the noodles they worship, Flying Spaghetti Monsterists have flimsy moral standards.

    * Every Friday is a religious holiday.

    * Promise of a stripper factory and a beer volcano in Heaven.

  3. I?d really like to see how long this fad diet is going to last, i reckon longer than the "I’m off caffeine" diet, but shorter than the "I’m a vegan" diet

    😛

  4. It’s not a fad diet. It doesn’t say "don’t eat food". It says more "Breathe to live – then eat if you need too".

    I personally am trying to convert to the TRUSTAFARIAN culture.

    Basically, Daddy has a trust fund that you survive on for the rest of your life. You live materialistically (cars, bling, bitches), travel, party, and take heaps on drugs. Unfortunatly, my Father is slowing down now that he’s past 55, and he doesn’t want to crank up the work ethic to start saving for a (belated) trust fund. So I’m saving up for my own.

  5. Oh, I just found the greatest religion… it is… wait for it…

    Anthonyism!!!

    Want to know more? Send your credit card details (Type, Number, Expiry) to me via this link and all will be revealed.

  6. It’s bollocks is what it is, but I quash no belief system, I merely voice my dislike of organised religion, or in this case, semi-organised ridiculousness!

    I like the trustafarian ideology more.. 🙂

    Hedonistic Holy Hippy

  7. Yes, follow Anthonyism!

    (because I will get your credit card details before he does.. bwahahaha! :P)

  8. No personal "cheques", but I do take some of the other, more "personal" payments… ;P

    Breatharianism – "Breathe a little Love into your day, babe"

  9. I think anaerobic is the antichrist of breatharianism Hipshtar, so doubt it will help your sprinting. We all know sprinting is devil’s work and those who do it speak with sharpened forked tongues.

  10. *lashes tongue*

    😀

    I can’t wait to ditch these panniers and get onto some skinny tyred mongrel and in amongst the black cabs!

    Actually, I can but.. shh.. 😉

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