Saturday

For Halloween we had a Pumpkin Extravaganza and STOP PRESS! I actually cooked something!

I’m not talking nuking TV dinners here, I made Pumpkin Soup! With real pumpkins (I think they are a vegetable?) and all!

“Big deal!” you say.

“Fsck you!” I say.

I haven’t cooked anything more complex than boiled pasta since Res. college in first year.

Suffice to say, it turned out fantastically (even if I did prefer Fiona’s effort) and Jamie Oliver now wants me to help him out on his next TV series.[1]

I had to skip all subsequent pumpkin courses, because I was going to Rollapaluza IV, just to see how a lardarse from downunder stacked up against London’s fastest couriers. Not very well haha! I qualified (that was surprise enough – they must have let everyone in!) and then grabbed a beer and waited until first elimination round, perving on the mass of bikes locked up outside and chatting to other riders.

Actually, the results are now up on Moving Target and it seems I qualified around mid-field. Awesome, I’m not the slowest rider after all!

Deadly Treadlies played.

I’m not into punk at all but their set was feckin’ cool and had most people up and moving. There was another band on later but brain and body were toasted and I can’t remember who they were.

I can’t remember who I was up against first (’twas Kalim), but I beat him, racing around the 500m “clock” that was connected by majick to the rollers, atop which the bikes sat.

The next elimination round had me racing against Pink Nick, last year’s fastest qualifier, who comprehensively slaughtered me.

I wonder if more or less beer would’ve improved my speed?

After that it was frantic with the crowd going mental, riders getting naked (glad I didn’t have to use the bike after that! eew!) and generally nail-biting eliminations.

Jade Lean (an Aussie!) and Susanne Guenther ended up the victors on the night.

For a more detailed report and pics from the night, view the Moving Target report here.

My Rollapaluza IV pics can be found here.

Rollapaluza V will be held Saturday April 15th 2006, at the Horseshoe, Clerkenwell Close.

[1] I was drunk and may have misheard him[2]

[2] I was very drunk and Jamie Oliver may not have actually been anywhere near me, ever.