“A ten-year study found that men who drank three cups of coffee a day had the smallest mental decline as they got older.
A total of 676 men from a number of countries in Europe took tests that measured the effect of coffee on their cognitive performance.
The mental decline in non-drinkers was more than four times greater than in those who drank three cups.”
Right, I want it, now. Tap it to a vein. Pump it through my nostrils. Er, maybe skip the suppository. But bring it on!

