Late mail? How's FOUR years late sound?!

I thought my neighbor had dropped off some mail at my doorstep. Picking it up I notice an envelope from my uni.

“That’s strange!” I thought, considering that I had graduated a few years ago.

“Must be some alumni crap..”

Just before opening the letter I happened a glance at the postmark date.. 23rd of Feb.. nothing unusual about that.. 23rd of Feb, 2001.

“2001!!!! What the fsck?!”
My mail.. 4 years late!

I quickly sifted through the other four envelopes: phone bill, insurance bill, flatmate’s payslip, strip club flyer – sure enough, all of them were postmarked either Mar or Feb 2001. Two thousand and ONE! No fscking wonder my insurance expired without me realising!!

I checked them all again – all of them were correctly addressed. I reasoned that were from a lost mail bag, or had fallen behind a sorting desk.

I called Australia Post and asked about the matter. The girl that answered said she hadn’t be there all that long and she was shocked! She spoke to her supervisor about it and her supervisor was shocked!

“I’ve never heard of something like this happening before..”

Personally, it wasn’t an issue for me (it would’ve been had the house burned down and I was unpaid!) and I just wondered what had caused the ‘slight’ delay. We had a laugh about it but they couldn’t offer an explanation so I left my details and if anything is discovered, they’ll let me know.

I’ve heard of mail circulating for 30 years and stuff.. but it’s usually wrongly addressed, or for a deceased person, or a person who’s moved.. these were all correctly addressed and I’m living at the same place to this day!! Life goes on.. ๐Ÿ™‚

World's Oldest Track Cycling Race

The Austral Wheelrace, the World?s oldest track cycling event, will be staged for the 107th time on Saturday February 26 at Vodafone Arena. With previous editions of the Austral ending in crashes, cries of race fixing, and triumph, the 2005 edition will no doubt add to the folklore that surrounds the Austral.

A crack field has been secured to contest this event with World Cup champion and Athens Olympians Ben Kersten and two time Austral winner Darren Young secured to ride. Both Kersten and Young are programmed to ride off the mark of honour ? the Scratch mark.

Recently crowned Australian Champions Joel Leonard and Sean Finning will also be competing as part of the 120 strong field and with former winners of the calibre of Sid Patterson, Danny Clarke and Garry Neiwand, all competitors will be desperate to add their name to the honour roll.

The Austral Wheelrace will be run over 2000 metres or 8 laps of the 250m Vodafone Arena board velodrome. There will be six heats, with the top four riders in each heat qualifying for the final. The Jefferson Ford Austral Wheelrace is also one of the highest ranked National Track Series events, and as such, a large points swag will be on offer to the triumphant rider in this historic event.

(Press Release from: www.cyclistsinternational.com.au)

Big and Bad

“S.U.V.s tend to be bought by people who are insecure, vain, self-centered, and self-absorbed, who are frequently nervous about their marriages, and who lack confidence in their driving skills”

Read the rest of the ‘Big and Bad’ article: here

Bicycle World Tours

For no particular reason (cough), here’s some dudes doing world tours by bike. Very interesting reading. They almost all seem to be teachers!!!

www.gordontaylor.co.uk:

Fixed gear world tour

www.roundtheworldbybike.com

50,000 miles, 5 continents, 50 countries. Alone and on a bicycle.

www.cyclinghomefromsiberia.com:

Pedalling 15,000 miles home to England from a remote town in North East Siberia

www.downtheroad.org:

How we traded our ordinary lives for a global bicycle touring adventure

Corax:

Corax – Adventures and Expeditions

BYU IsoTruss technology makes for ultra-light bike

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I wonder how strong IsoTruss really is?

I don’t see how it can be more aerodynamic – the “tubes” look larger than most xc bikes and surely the mesh disturbs the airflow more than a solid tube?

They don’t specify a weight, just that it’s “as light as some of the best traditional carbon-fibre mountain bikes on the market”.

What happens when the “tubes” fill up with mud?! Bet it’s not so light then! ๐Ÿ™‚

Cleaning those “tubes” will not be fun!

Posted in MTB

Obscene, Dirty, Filthy, Immoral … aww yeah!

Currently Listening To (CLT): ‘Gene Hoffmann’s NYE 2004 Mix’ (you’re even more famous now Gene! ;)) and I wanted to find the name of the track with the “Obscene, Dirty, Filthy, Immoral.. aww yeah!” sample in it.

Google found me this.

The sample turns out to be from a track “Dirty” by Dirty, at least, in its Prog House form. The tech mix I have could be by anyone!

Glenvale Crit: I take it all back.. CLEAN YOUR BIKE!

Glenvale Crescent, C Grade Race Report

The Pug is going in for a service one of these days so I thought I should clean it beforehand so Mick, my poor LBSG, doesn’t get upset when he realises how I treat my hardware.

This road bike has seriously not seen a rag or any form of cleaning agent for 12 months plus. I’m a bad person, I know, I’m just so damn LAZY! (and not called hippy for nothing ya know!).

Anyway, last night I cleaned the Avanti hardtail and the Pug. The Avanti didn’t take too long, it was just dusty, but the Pug! My God.. that thing had more oil+road grime+dead animals than it did metal for the chain!!

It literally took two hours to clean using degreaser, CT18 truck wash, brushes, sponges and rags!

I wasn’t sure the driveline was even going to work once I’d removed the 4 kilos of ‘lube cake’! So unsure, in fact, that I put the bike away and saved the test ride for race morning ๐Ÿ™‚

Some of the cleaning equipment. Note: Don't hang bikes on clothes lines..

After some initial strange noises, the bike settled down and everything seemed fine. Getting race number 18 was good luck too.. I think?

The race started easy which was good as I was feeling a bit crook (I wasn’t lying to you Louise! :)). It wasn’t even due to a hangover which was sad – perhaps Friday night’s beers saved their effects for Sunday?

Similar to the last Glenvale race, two weeks ago, C grade was passed by D grade early on – the pace was really quite low at the start. Then the breaks began..

Mid-way through and I was doing it easy. A couple of times when the pace hotted up I checked my HR for reference and it was around the 88% mark which wasn’t too painful given the brief duration of these efforts.

The orange 3 laps to go sign was up:

“Is that really us?” I thought, it just seemed too early.

Next lap around and there’s no sign. Okay, I get it, D grade are on their last lap and they’re giving us more time to split up the finishes.

2 laps to go: I’m not in a good position, perhaps mid-field? I have to move up and I have to do it soon.

1 lap to go: A little bothered by my position, I was relieved when I easily moved up to the pointy end of the field.

I hear some pedal strikes and now I’m glad I’m up the front!

Just before the last corner, a guy cuts across the front of most of the field, drawing out some colourful language from other riders (myself included). I can’t be too hard on the guy because he leads me around the corner – thanks.

I’ve been in this situation before.. I have the power to win the sprint but not from this far out.

This time though, I had taken it easy early on in the race and was feeling good towards the end.

I was pretty sure the guy I followed around the corner wasn’t going to last to the line and I made the decision to go around him and HAMMER!

Half way down the straight, I was pretty sure no one was on me, the jump around my leadout guy seemed to have taken the others by surprise. I was getting closer to the line, head down, seated, but not backing off for a second.

I checked over both shoulders (I should sprint on one side of the road so I only need to worry about looking over one shoulder) and there was no one nearby. It seemed I was 5-10m clear and getting very close to the line…

I was thinking “This one is mine!”

I kept the power on well over the line, racing by my rule of not throwing hands up or any of that guff that has caused some memorable losses in other races.. ๐Ÿ™‚

I got it! I was well clear and unless I’d totally stuffed the ‘laps-to-go’ count, I had won it! I rolled around and asked Mal if I’d won?

“Yep”

“Awesome!”

So, I finally have my Glenvale C-grade win!

$90 and 30min massage voucher (Carl, this voucher’s for you)

Will this mean I’ll clean my bike from now on? Doubt it, but if I need to pull out all the stops I know what to do hehehe (The Bike Gods are warming up their lightning bolts as I speak..)

Additional:

www.cyclingnews.com race report

Stats:

Time: 55 min

HR: 161/197 bpm

Speed: 39.4/54.6 kph

Temp: 18 degC

Cadence Avg: 106 rpm

April 18, Exit stage Oz!!

Originally booked for April 30th, I saw Ralf at STA Hawthorn again and asked for May 18th instead. Then I checked my diary and found the folks actually get back from WA early APRIL, not May, so I changed the flight to April 18th. Then a new Malaysian Air flight came about which was ~$150 cheaper and flew direct to London via KL. Getting wasted in Amsterdam will obviously have to wait!

So, I’m thinking I will dump my stuff (looks with sad, pleading, puppy-eyes towards Grant, Sheila n Tezz.. ๐Ÿ˜‰ ) in London and then ride over to the Netherlands and bike tour there, Belgium, France, etc.. and then come back to face the music in Pomania..

Ant: meet me at Schtipol! I’ll be there after how ever many days it takes to ride there from London ๐Ÿ™‚