Dan hits the Two Five

Last night was Dan’s day of birth

25 years he’s been on this earth

Chapel Street for vodka aplenty

Saganaki* not a four and twenty

the Polish Bitches went down a treat

but not the type you’d find on the street

these were more of a cocktail variety

that reeked much havoc on our sobriety

down the hatch with a Rocket Fuel

“that’s 80% you bloody fool!”

Happy Birthday ended with “cheers!”

at the funky bar ‘Vodka Borsch and Tears’

*fried goat’s cheese.. Yum!

Hightail Ale discovered as optimum post-ride recovery formula

“Hightail Ale discovered as optimum post-ride recovery formula”

CSIRO scientist Dr. Inkalot revealed today that the specially formulated brew contained the correct balance of carbohydrates, branch chain amino acids, electrolytes, secret herbs and spices and a very special compound known in the trade as “good beer”. Combined as they are, when ingested, these ingredients are absorbed by the body more

rapidly than water or sports drinks to provide the athlete with a super-dense, ultra-fast released source of muscle restoration and energy liberation.

Check this out:

www.carbohydrateaddicts.com

“he he he he he haha he he he he he haha cameras ready..”

Hippy Headbutts Honda

Head.. meet HondaTake THAT, brain!

“Hypothesis that Hondas Hurt Heads more than Heads Hurt Hondas Holds”

If you are after an anti-car post you’re out of luck – this one was my fault – although if the car wasn’t there I wouldn’t have hit it would I? Hmm.. ๐Ÿ˜‰

So I leave work and make it 1 whole block. Next thing I know my head is bouncing off the back of this black Honda and I’m sprawled over the intersection. That wasn’t supposed to happen?!

I can’t remember if I was looking at a nearby turning car or if I was deciding which side to pass the 4wd on or if I just wasn’t switched on but the car stopped and so did I, somewhat violently into its spare tyre case.

Thanks to the cyclist who stopped and asked if I was okay. Thanks to the drivers for not running me over while I was down. I decided to cut the ride short and just rode home, a little dazed, with a stiff neck and golf ball above my eye (yeah, luckily my head prevented any damage to my expensive helmet!). Mild concussion methinks with a neck sprain?

Bike seems okay but needs further checking when I can see straight ๐Ÿ™‚

Gave my details to driver. Wait to see if they want money or if blood was sufficient.