4hrs!

I’m glad that was phonecard rates! ๐Ÿ˜›

Tam: “I’m going to bed now..”

Hip: “Okay, cool.”

Tam: “Oh, that reminds me of this (one) time..”

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4 hours! I can’t believe I still don’t have the record though! :S ๐Ÿ˜›

Blog spammers are wasting my time..

Blog spammers are wasting my time.. so from now on you have to be registered to post.

Sure, it’ll cut down on some cool anon posts, but If I’m not allowed to kill spammers I’ll try blocking them.

Spammers – kill yourselves, thanks.

Love Doctor – Tip 1 – Offer Hot Salami before SPDs

For those attempting to woo a potential partner, I have a single, but vitally important tip for you. Pens and paper at the ready? Good.

Don’t offer them your SPD pedals straight away! You will scare them off with your unmatched generosity!

You stand a much better chance of success if you first offer hot salami.

It must be ‘hot’ salami though, none of this ‘toned down for yuppie consumption’ salami. Hot. Got it? Cool!

HOT Salami

Now I need a haircut..

to match the Virginal Facial Wasteland(tm).

Nothing much going on. Still flat out selling stuff, donating stuff and doing half-arse trip planning for Eurojaunt ’05.

Only 2 days left at work!!!!

Spent last night helping Mick in the shop setup for a massive, 3-day, “garage sale“.

Tonight we send Dan off with a bang. No, we’re not executing him, it’s his going away party.

Also on tonight, Grant & Sheila’s Brief Return to Oz 80’s Theme Party. G&S are hopefully letting me crash at their place in London when I arrive.. right guys? guys..? hello..?

Don't spend it all at once!

I received my tax return a bit late this year. This was mainly due to the fact that I lodged it 8 months or so after tax time. Whoops.

How many custom Seven’s: Seven Cycles - Elium SG

..will I be able to buy with this return?

Not many with $1.90!!

In fact, the return wouldn’t even pay for the train fare needed to cash it!

Repeat after me.. “I love tax!”