Slick Home Entertainment System

Very excited!

Not only did I refit the slicks to the GTSS, after running 2.3″ Tioga Factory DH since the Kona 24hr, making it so fast it pedals itself up the hills..

I also found, finally, Lazaro’s Dog – “Home Entertainment System”!!

“Bup..bup…. bup..bup..banananana!!”

Yes.. it’s the tune from the JVC ad! Woo! Finally! In my hot little hands!!

AND..

I got hold of one of my favourite pieces of classical music (yeah, this tekno-head can appreciate some classical!) by Grieg.

To be more precise, it’s “IV, In the Hall of the Mountain King” from the “Peer Gynt Suite”.

I think I first heard it, as a kid, in an Astroboy (Atom to the Japanese) episode?

Email me if you know what I’m talking about!

Glenvale Crit

Todays Race Report: See last week’s.

Okay, my goal after xmas was to improve positioning during the race. Earlier in the season, I found myself with the strength but I wasn’t in a position to use it. So my aim was to be up near the front when it counted. This means working hard to chase breaks and to ensure I remained at the business end of the field.

I was very satisfied with last week’s race – I fought and maintained a good position all through the race and it was only with 1/3 of a lap remaining that I simply couldn’t hold onto the wheel in front and, hence, failed to figure in the sprint.

The same thing happened this week! Damn! I’m not so happy about it happening twice. I probably did a better job with positioning (even managing to factor in the wind direction) and stayed up front. But, again, on the final lap the pace was too high for me to contest the sprint.

Two corners remained and my newly created “pain is nothing, victory is everything” mantra turned into “why the fsck am I going backwards?!”. I was suffering hard and I felt like, mentally, I was pushing myself harder than usual but I simply couldn’t put more power into the pedals and finally I watched, disheartened, as ‘others’ took the places that count.

I guess it wasn’t as bad as it could have been. My legs were feeling like shit from the start – probably due to sprint training the day before, followed by “holding” all day in the cold wearing only knicks and no shoes. I also managed to miss lunch and ended the day very dehydrated. Didn’t sleep well either, which is unusual for me.

There’s always next week…

Karma Points – Full

Jamie Staff track sprinter biomechanical tattoo

If it was an 8-10am sprint training session, why was I rolling home at 4pm?

I’d finally managed to wake early enough to arrive on time for the aboc session at Blackburn‘s velodrome and was ever so happy to walk outside.. into the rain!

I love Melbourne’s SUMMER weather but I didn’t get up this damn early for nothing though, so continued on to Blackburn. It seems quite a few other riders appreciate Melbourne’s weather as we had one of the larger groups that I’ve seen in attendance.

We had a good session with all those cool drills that I forget how to do every week. Basically sprint tactics you would use in a race – leadout sprints, 2 vs. 1, 2 vs. 2, etc.

To even up the different rider abilities, restricted gearing is applied (pick a cog any cog). Spinning like a maniac until your heart explodes is a common activity (170+ rpm/190+ HR anyone?).

After today’s session, I think I’m getting the hang of counting to three – just a few more months and I’ll be perfect! Really guys!

Unusually we hung around afterwards, some of us until the State Pursuit Titles started.. and then stopped due to rain and then two hours later started again..

One of us was even silly enough to volunteer to be a “holder” for the riders. “Volunteer” in this case means I wasn’t quick enough running away and feel too guilty saying no when asked for help by the club. So I spent the day learning how many ways to mess up the job of holding riders for standing starts!

I also got to chat with a cool bloke – Kevin Atkins(?) – a race official during the day. He was choc-o-block with race knowledge and knew bloody everyone!! Funny bugger too 🙂

At 4pm I was busting for a piss (but dehydrated – love the combo!), hungry and needed to get that load of washing out of the machine and the cat out of the house! I’d racked up a full tank of Karma It was now bail time!

For those about to tattoo:

Jamie Staff’s tattoo – the one I was talking about:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2004/may04/WTC04/?id=day3/SGdsc_2466

Lance Tattoo:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2000/jul00/sigtat.shtml

Need bigger goatee!!

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2004/may04/WTC04/?id=day4/img_4640

Now to swap my holy tyres…

Hatchback kills!

Hatchy just brought a mouse to the back door. He dropped it and I let him in, until I realised the mouse was still alive, so I threw Hatchy back out to finish the job. Chomp, crunch, crunch, crunch, chomp.. no more mouse! Mission complete!

Tom & Jerry

Here's a new one..

So I’m driving home tonight around 11.. “Yeah, driving, keep it down! keep it down!”

Anyways, in the far east, Canterbury Rd. splittith in twoeth and so I expect to see only front lights on the other side of the road.

What do I see now? Tail-lights? Whatever could it be?

Slowing a little, I try to peer through the median strip trees and see what is travelling the wrong way along Canterbury Rd.

It’s two motorbikes! Not monkey bikes, these are full size dirt bikes. Where are they? They’re on the footpath of course!

The End.

Weekend Cycling Wrap-Up

Saturday morning, wake up when alarm goes off at 6am. Get out of bed just before 8am 🙂 Wash, dress, ride to ‘drome, arriving at sprint training in typical late fashion.

Wonder where a.b’s Dutch and warwych are hiding..?

I notice on the way there my HR seems elevated. Probably to be expected after 3 weeks of almost no riding.

We do some of the usual exercises, including a 2-on-1 exercise with limited gearing. Chasing Wayne, I hit 175rpm and 205bpm HR!!

Strange considering don’t often get that high in races let alone training drills! Don’t spin that fast in races though I guess..

After training, rode to Carl’s and then back to Hawthorn, where I’d left the car the night before. Drove to the ‘drome and watched Geoff do a 500m TT. Hung around to renew

my licence and watch the state TT champs.

Got home with a headache and sunburn..

Headache gets worse and doesn’t respond to water intake.

Headache really bad now and I’m seriously thinking about spewing. Lie down (and I never lie down..I must be crook).

Wake up when ex-gf comes to check on me. Feeling shithouse – go back to sleep.

Wake up early the next morning feeling okay so I head to Glenvale. I take it very easy getting there and arrive before anyone else. Have over an hour of warmup time before the

race. Ride around, stretch, enter C with $10 donation, ride some more. Whistle blows, head to line. D grade leaves and then C grade is off shortly after. The field is smaller than usual – hopefully the pace will be slow.

My goal for the race was to maintain position near the front.

This was something I haven’t been doing, which was stuffing up my chances of winning the sprint.

50 minutes of racing goes bye. ’13’ on the Bianchi must be strong or stupid as he keeps trying solo breaks (from memory he’s strong). Some dude on a Colnago tries to pass on the inside of turn one and is told in no uncertain terms he’ll be put into the gutter next time (not by me, I didn’t notice him until I was most of the way through that turn).

I’m doing okay and do end up holding a good position for most of the race. As expected, the pace hots up with 3 to go..

I’m still in a good position. 2 to go and someone grounds a pedal on turn 3. No crash and I’m not nearby for once!

Last lap and I’m starting to go black around the edges. I’m almost cooked! ’13’ is out wide on the back straight and I try to hold his wheel as he accelerates past the front runners. Three weeks of heavy drinking and buffet breakfasts ain’t doing me any favours now and I can’t quite hold on. The final corner is a bit sketchy on the inside with riders changing lines mid-corner, so I go wide again, to no avail. The pace of the front runners is such that they drag a few more riders with them and I sit up with 100m to go, spent. Usually I’d be annoyed with this result but I was happy about my positioning and I did have enough power for most of the race. Not bad considering my preparation.

I watched A and B and then rode home, deciding not to watch the Bay crit in order to let my already sun-fried brain have a rest.

ADDENDUM – CCCC’s Race Report

For twenty minutes the C grade bunch set a reasonable pace until Adam Mulford broke from the pack. A few laps later Scott McGee, George Greenall and Michael Thomas joined him but all were brought back by the bunch a lap later. Mulford immediately went on the attack again, with Jason Gelsi, Trent Brown, Joel Rogers, Colin Aitken and Dean Stewart leading the main bunch. They were able to bring Mulford back but were soon attacked by riders Spiros Mouzakis and Nick Groves. With the break looking good Stewart, Wayne Andrew, Stuart ‘the Hippy’ Birnie and Thomas bridged and this lasted for five minutes before the bunch realised the danger and brought them back. An exciting final ten minutes ensued with John Groves, Stuart Jacobsen and Mulford attacking in what seemed to be the break of the day. Working well together the break was clear by half the length of the straight before the main bunch, powered by Aitken, was able to slowly bring them back with one lap to go. The third field sprint of the morning followed with Brown fastest, from Andrew and young Tom Gallagher (Inexa). The women were well down the back of the field for most of the race but Monique Hanley and Melissa Kah sprinted into first and second respectively.