Observation: UK vs. Oz – Bread Packaging

Melbourne: Bread is sold in plastic bags with a nifty plastic clip that holds the twisted bag closed.

London: Bread is sold in plastic or foil bags but the “twist retention device” holding the bag closed is tape. Not just sticky-tape because that would almost always be a single-use design. This tape isn’t sticky in the middle, where it wraps around the packaging and it’s not sticky right at the ends, where you open it with your fingernails.

I’m still trying to decide which is a better system. I’m veering towards the Aussie method for two reasons:

1. You can collect those little plastic clips (Don’t think I’m crazy, I’ve seen people’s collections!).

2. The plastic clips are quicker to install and remove.

In London’s favour, the tape doesn’t fatally wound the plastic/foil packaging if the operator is a overzealous during bag opening/closing.

Perhaps a more interesting observation is how easy I find it to talk about utter rubbish when I should be finishing this frickin’ resume and getting my backside into a job!

Wanna host the next SS Worlds?

Where are the Single Speed World Championships going to be held next year? If you play your cards right they could be in your home town. Step right up, make your bid, the Surly boys are in control and looking for location. It’s your chance to show off your trails and be a hero for a few days. What am I talking aout? Read on:

www.singlespeedoutlaw.com

Send me a serious proposal for hosting SSWC06 by October 31st, 2005 to nick@surlybikes.com. Also, sending me a random ?do it in Jamaica, man? will automatically disqualify your town. Please be serious, we?re too busy to handle extra insignificant e-mails. Can?t wait to hear from you.

Originally posted on surlyblog.

 

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28 Days Later…

The end is nigh..

I was multi-tasking, honestly!

Whilst preparing a new resum? (because, like a d1ck, I left mine back in Oz!) I watched “28 Days Later”, a very nifty movie about a deadly virus that sweeps over the UK.

The virus spreads rapidly and is ‘just a little bit’ deadly. Taking hold in under 30 seconds, infection causes victims to “flip out” and turn violently upon anyone not yet infected. This turns out to be a rather effective way of spreading the virus across the entire country in a matter of weeks. Whoops!

I was told it was a zombie movie and, not being big on horror flicks, dismissed it a little. Actually the film is much better than that and highlights a potential post-apocalypse scenario (with a bit of gore thrown in).

It didn’t make me laugh a lot, like most horror flicks do and could actually be considered thought provoking – “What would I do if I woke up and everyone was dead or worse, trying to kill me?”.

It is set in England, which is cool for me, because I actually recognise some of the London scenes – quite amazing how they cleared busy London streets of people!!

ObBike: The lead male character “Jim” is a bike courier.

For more info:

www.28dayslaterthemovie.co.uk

www.imdb.com – 28 Days Later…

Rating: 3.5/5 Hippies

Sorted.

Not me, I’m still scattered, but Xmas and NYE are done deals. Happy happy joy joy!

Prague for Christmas

Edinburgh for New Year’s Eve

Flights are booked. Some accommodation is booked. Now I just need a job to pay for the overdoses.

Party was good fun – the evidence in the empties.

Real English People(tm) were in attendance!

5am sleeping pill alternative: silly quantities of Jameson while talking bollocks with Adrian and Grant 🙂

But, earlier that night..

Caffrey's

More photos from the trip will be appearing soon, but not before I watch the latest episodes from the 2nd series of LOST. I’m totally addicted to this awesome show!

(See also: www.lost-tv.com)

Strangely, I’m still pleased to note I haven’t touched the bike. Broken spoke, trashed headset, bent pedals and bent seat will be dealt with (perhaps – maybe I’ll just let it rust and buy a road bike).

Bloody hell is it light when it’s unloaded! The dude in Luxembourg that replaced the front wheel nearly folded in half when he tried to pick it up. “Man, what does this weigh?!?! Must be 30-40 kilos!

A Short History of Nearly Everything

El Seano modelling The Short History of Nearly Everything:

I found this image funny because we both bought Bill Bryson’s book during our separate European travels. We both cycled. We both worked for the same company. God damn copycat! 😛

Update:

Unfortunately, due to the laws of astrophysics, the original image cannot be altered. I instead offer this modified image as an alternative for the United Christian Hands Across Gods America members. Cast not your eyes upon the foulness above! Bathe in the gloriousness of his holiness.. (hippy agrees, the knee WAS a bit too much!)

El Seano Updato

Look out London, I'm back, hairier than ever..

Yes folks, over four months and I have returnethedededed.. Behold!

hippy returns

I’d love to fill you in on all the details but I have a hangover to nurse (happy birthday, whatever your name was!) and I have a package to unwrap and a WHOLE SUITCASE of CLEAN CLOTHES to try on!!!!!

I also have a real towel and VEGEMITE!!!!

1st Vegemite in 4 Months!

There will probably be many summary posts from now until I find a job (Captain Time Waster, at your service).

I want to note everything I unpack from the bike so I know what to take next time..

UK SIM is back in, but my phone screen is still dead.

Dead Nokia

Looking forward to unpacking and throwing my bike in the river hehe

Update 1:

I am sitting here, probably for the REST of the day, replying to emails, blogging (in a very half-ar$ed way) and maybe I’ll even get started on unpacking (yeah right!).

As for cycling, well, temporarily, it can get fscked!

I need to replace my seat (bent in 2003!) and probably the cheap SPD pedals which I seem to have bent (too powerful for my own good).

Broke a spoke on the rear wheel too (could have been when someone else moved the bike while it was locked) and I want to murder the fscked up rear mudguard which required adjustment every 10mins on the last two days riding.

The handlebar bag is holding on but I might try and find a replacement bracket for it before it snaps totally (Deuter brand, perhaps they have spares?).

I totally can’t wait to ride the bike once it’s unloaded!! You have no idea how much I hate panniers. What is worse is that they are so damn useful for cycle touring! :S

Mudguards, however, are my sworn enemy and I will take great pleasure in dousing them with petrol and watching them burn..

For the curious, I weighed myself and I’m about 4-5kg heavier than when I left (100kg). So, with all that riding.. I managed to do a lot of eating too haha 😛

Mum is helping me lose weight by airfreighting me packets of Tim Tams! hehe Mum, you rock!